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need to take info from your computer with you, but don't want to waste paper printing it? Snap a picture of your screen with your cell phone

need to take info from your computer with you, but don't want to waste paper printing it? Snap a picture of your screen with your cell phone Actual Advice Mallard
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First time going down on a girl? Just lick the clit

First time going down on a girl? Just lick the clit Actual Advice Mallard
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if you see some fuzz or crumbs on the carpet pick it up, if your wife sees it you'll have to clean the whole house

if you see some fuzz or crumbs on the carpet pick it up, if your wife sees it you'll have to clean the whole house Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are getting soda at a fast food restaurant, tell them to go easy on the ice you get more soda and the soda doesn't taste watered down half way through

If you are getting soda at a fast food restaurant, tell them to go easy on the ice you get more soda and the soda doesn't taste watered down half way through Actual Advice Mallard
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when the teacher lets you use only one side of a piece of paper for notes on a test cut it in half lengthwise and tape it back into a mobius strip - you get the surface area of both sides on one side of the paper

when the teacher lets you use only one side of a piece of paper for notes on a test cut it in half lengthwise and tape it back into a mobius strip - you get the surface area of both sides on one side of the paper Actual Advice Mallard
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Clean your shower while you are having a shower It saves time and you don't have to worry about getting wet

Clean your shower while you are having a shower It saves time and you don't have to worry about getting wet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to take a shit at somebody's else house without leaving shit stains put toilet paper in the toilet

If you want to take a shit at somebody's else house without leaving shit stains put toilet paper in the toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a important decision regarding females masterbate first

If you have a important decision regarding females masterbate first Actual Advice Mallard
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pay attention to the new car ads you see on the tv those are the cars you will be driving 10 years from now

pay attention to the new car ads you see on the tv those are the cars you will be driving 10 years from now Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want your microwave popcorn to burn? Listen to it popping, take the popcorn out when there are two seconds between each pop.

Don't want your microwave popcorn to burn? Listen to it popping, take the popcorn out when there are two seconds between each pop. Actual Advice Mallard
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