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When you have the flu never trust a fart

When you have the flu never trust a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

Moving? Buy some clear plastic storage bins When it's time to unpack, you'll be able to see exactly what is in each one

Moving?  Buy some clear plastic storage bins When it's time to unpack, you'll be able to see exactly what is in each one  Actual Advice Mallard

Want a hot date? Put it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds

Want a hot date? Put it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are looking for a boring meme use this one

If you are looking for a boring meme use this one  Actual Advice Mallard

When posting to Ladyboners... maybe not address the group with "Hey Guys".

When posting to Ladyboners... maybe not address the group with

Reddit link not loading fast enough? Drag link you clicked into URL section

Reddit link not loading fast enough? Drag link you clicked into URL section  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't find the motivation to study Listen to the iron man 2 soundtrack, acdc is a great motivator

If you can't find the motivation to study Listen to the iron man 2 soundtrack, acdc is a great motivator  Actual Advice Mallard

imply you're a female on reddit karma for days

imply you're a female on reddit karma for days  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get laid don't drink too much, it won't work

If you want to get laid don't drink too much, it won't work  Actual Advice Mallard

Water boiling over? Put a wooden spoon across the pot to prevent it.

Water boiling over? Put a wooden spoon across the pot to prevent it.  Actual Advice Mallard
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