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If you find yourself trapped in an avalanche have an avalanche beacon so they can find your dead body

If you find yourself trapped in an avalanche have an avalanche beacon so they can find your dead body  Actual Advice Mallard

Check for coupon codes on websites like retailmenot

Check for coupon codes on websites like retailmenot  Actual Advice Mallard

If you put periods anywhere in your G-mail address The new website will think the address is new, but it will still go to your original E-mail. i.e. Joesmith@gmail.com=Joe.s.mith@gmail.com

If you put periods anywhere in your G-mail address The new website will think the address is new, but it will still go to your original E-mail. 
i.e. Joesmith@gmail.com=Joe.s.mith@gmail.com  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a smartphone with no gps? Upload an hd map of your area from your pc to your phone.

Have a smartphone with no gps? Upload an hd map of your area from your pc to your phone.  Actual Advice Mallard

When a girl asks you in a text if you're doing anything good say well im talking to you so yes

When a girl asks you in a text if you're doing anything good say well im talking to you so yes  Actual Advice Mallard

Food to spicy? eat a banana or drink milk

Food to spicy? eat a banana or drink milk  Actual Advice Mallard

To increase the likelihood of reaching an orgasm try wearing socks

To increase the likelihood of reaching an orgasm try wearing socks  Actual Advice Mallard

want advice without a stupid mallard? r/Lifeprotips

want advice without a       stupid mallard? r/Lifeprotips  Actual Advice Mallard

want to know the secret to getting lots of karma on reddit? Then you are wasting your fucking time. go outside. get a job.

want to know the secret to getting lots of karma on reddit? Then you are wasting your fucking time. go outside. get a job.   Actual Advice Mallard

Make a bunch of these memes While reddit is obsessed with them.

Make a bunch of these memes While reddit is obsessed with them.  Actual Advice Mallard
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