Actual Advice Mallard

If you're in a new country and somebody gives you a look you've never seen before It's probably time to start apologizing

If you're in a new country and somebody gives you a look you've never seen before It's probably time to start apologizing   Actual Advice Mallard

If you keep getting bored during cardio workouts lose the music and get audio books

If you keep getting bored during cardio workouts lose the music and get audio books  Actual Advice Mallard

Want a lot of comment karma? /r/askreddit/new

Want a lot of comment karma? /r/askreddit/new  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't end a line with a preposition or a pronoun

Don't end a line with  a preposition or a pronoun  Actual Advice Mallard

Key to marital bliss Two televisions

Key to marital bliss Two televisions  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get rid of morning wood Go to the bathroom before you go to sleep

If you want to get rid of morning wood Go to the bathroom before you go to sleep  Actual Advice Mallard

don't watch fox news.

 don't watch fox news.  Actual Advice Mallard

Late for work? you'll be much later if you get pulled over

Late for work? you'll be much later if you get pulled over  Actual Advice Mallard

There are much worse things they can do to you than fuck someone else

There are much worse things they can do to you than fuck someone else  Actual Advice Mallard

Wash your sinks tall people like to pee in them

Wash your sinks tall people like to pee in them  Actual Advice Mallard
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