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While riding a bicycle in traffic, take the middle of the lane. You're more likely to get hit riding close to the shoulder.

While riding a bicycle in traffic, take the middle of the lane. You're more likely to get hit riding close to the shoulder. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend thinks overly attached girlfriend memes are cute run for your life

if your girlfriend thinks overly attached girlfriend memes are cute run for your life Actual Advice Mallard
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Beware redditors The mallard is completely biased when it comes to relationships. The results vary.

Beware redditors The mallard is completely biased when it comes to relationships. The results vary. Actual Advice Mallard
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Save your syllabi Colleges can use them to see if a class you took is equivalent to one of their courses, and offer you credit.

Save your syllabi Colleges can use them to see if a class you took is equivalent to one of their courses, and offer you credit. Actual Advice Mallard
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Take shorter showers so your room mates can get hot water

Take shorter showers so your room mates can get hot water Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't give women what they want They will take you for granted and leave you

Don't give women what they want They will take you for granted and leave you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you put a note on someones car telling them how bad they are at parking Leave the note on the opposite side of the windshield so if they mess with the car it won't be yours

If you put a note on someones car telling them how bad they are at parking Leave the note on the opposite side of the windshield so if they mess with the car it won't be yours Actual Advice Mallard
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Post on Fridays people are generally in a good mood and more likely to upvote

Post on Fridays people are generally in a good mood and more likely to upvote Actual Advice Mallard
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Always be cautious When taking the advice of a duck

Always be cautious When taking the advice of a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to take public transportation Leave at leat 10 minutes early. Bus drivers can't tell time.

If you have to take public transportation Leave at leat 10 minutes early. Bus drivers can't tell time. Actual Advice Mallard
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