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if you're bored and don't have anything to do go to the gym

if you're bored and don't have anything to do go to the gym  Actual Advice Mallard

want to click on NSFW links in school? sit in the back of the class with nobody around

want to click on NSFW links in school?  sit in the back of the class with nobody around   Actual Advice Mallard

The hardest part about everything Is beginning

The hardest part about everything Is beginning  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to be dumb you'd better be tough.

If you're going to be dumb you'd better be tough.  Actual Advice Mallard

obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows

obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows  Actual Advice Mallard

When installing programs select 'custom' installation. This allows you to uncheck unwanted, sneaky toolbars

When installing programs select 'custom' installation. This allows you to uncheck unwanted, sneaky toolbars  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop Thinking about doing stuff And just do stuff

Stop Thinking about doing stuff And just do stuff   Actual Advice Mallard

keep a tennis ball in your backpack it won't break windows, it makes a louder noise, and it's easy to find with a light

keep a tennis ball in your backpack it won't break windows, it makes a louder noise, and it's easy to find with a light  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't drive like a douchebag

Don't drive like a douchebag  Actual Advice Mallard

wear a motherfucking condom

wear a motherfucking condom  Actual Advice Mallard
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