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Order a soda without ice You get more liquid

Order a soda without ice You get more liquid Actual Advice Mallard
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get married in your 50s by the time your partner wants a divorce you'll be too old for it to be worth it

get married in your 50s by the time your partner wants a divorce you'll be too old for it to be worth it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're texting the word 'analysis' Complete it. Do not take a break at the mid-way point of typing it.

If you're texting the word 'analysis' Complete it. Do not take a break at the mid-way point of typing it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel a vibration where your phone should be and nothing's there Stop wearing your phone in your pocket. Eventually the sensation will go away

If you feel a vibration where your phone should be and nothing's there Stop wearing your phone in your pocket. Eventually the sensation will go away Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in france french people don't have a sense of personal space, but think it's very rude when people speak very loud

If you're in france french people don't have a sense of personal space, but think it's very rude when people speak very loud Actual Advice Mallard
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If you watch the Game of Thrones TV-series, but do not read the books Never read the comments in even a remotely GoT related post

If you watch the Game of Thrones TV-series, but do not read the books Never read the comments in even a remotely GoT related post Actual Advice Mallard
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Adopting a pet? Get all the damn vaccinations it needs! The vaccinations are cheaper than the treatment.

Adopting a pet? Get all the damn vaccinations it needs! The vaccinations are cheaper than the treatment. Actual Advice Mallard
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Try to bond with your father not because you will miss it someday, you don't know what you're missing right now.

Try to bond with your father not because you will miss it someday, you don't know what you're missing right now. Actual Advice Mallard
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Browsing reddit and saying "One More Page" Is not possible. get off the computer now.

Browsing reddit and saying
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If you see a trucker on the side of the road, he's doing meth If you see two truckers on the side of the road, they're doing meth and each other

If you see a trucker on the side of the road, he's doing meth If you see two truckers on the side of the road, they're doing meth and each other Actual Advice Mallard
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