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never, ever, ever, drink and drive

never, ever, ever, drink and drive Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't steal from the drawer Just press 'no sale' and put the cash in the drawer every time you sell a tap beer

Don't steal from the drawer Just press 'no sale' and put the cash in the drawer every time you sell a tap beer Actual Advice Mallard
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Place toilet paper in the bowl before you sit down to reduce the amount of water that splashes onto your butt

Place toilet paper in the bowl before you sit down to reduce the amount of water that splashes onto your butt Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you want the bartender to remember you tip extremely well the first time

IF you want the bartender to remember you tip extremely well the first time Actual Advice Mallard
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Inertia stopping you from starting to work-out? Do it for just 1 min in the morning and watch the magical brain steer you away slowly from junk food and adding minutes every day.

Inertia stopping you from starting to work-out? Do it for just 1 min in the morning and watch the magical brain steer you away slowly from junk food and adding minutes every day. Actual Advice Mallard
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KEEP A REUSABLE WATERBOTTLE NEAR YOU AND DRINK WATER FROM IT OFTEN IT WILL LIMIT YOUR HUNGER, AND INCREASE YOUR METABOLISM

KEEP A REUSABLE WATERBOTTLE NEAR YOU AND DRINK WATER FROM IT OFTEN IT WILL LIMIT YOUR HUNGER, AND INCREASE YOUR METABOLISM Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't download Candy Crush Before Finals it will ruin you

Don't download Candy Crush Before Finals it will ruin you Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a habit to cover toilet seat with toilet paper before sitting down You will never have to do the walk of shame

Make a habit to cover toilet seat with toilet paper before sitting down You will never have to do the walk of shame Actual Advice Mallard
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If want to be able to make gifs extremly easy Download Gifcam

If want to be able to make gifs extremly easy Download Gifcam Actual Advice Mallard
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Friendzone whoever you want The good guys will stick around as they know that kindness does not equate to getting sex

Friendzone whoever you want The good guys will stick around as they know that kindness does not equate to getting sex Actual Advice Mallard
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