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If stranded in the wilderness You can drink your own urine up to 3 times before it becomes toxic

If stranded in the wilderness You can drink your own urine up to 3 times before it becomes toxic Actual Advice Mallard
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When going out to eat, check the bar area It's typically first come, first serve, even the tables.

When going out to eat, check the bar area It's typically first come, first serve, even the tables. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because a girl looks at you and smiles doesn't mean she actually likes you It could mean your ugly as fuck and she feels utterly sorry for you

Just because a girl looks at you and smiles doesn't mean she actually likes you It could mean your ugly as fuck and she feels utterly sorry for you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want people to trust you Don't make your lies obvious

If you want people to trust you Don't make your lies obvious Actual Advice Mallard
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Always locate toilet paper Before you begin shitting your brains out

Always locate toilet paper Before you begin shitting your brains out Actual Advice Mallard
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mothers day is in 14 days

mothers day is in 14 days Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your disposable razor to last longer Dry it off, and don't let it air dry it will rust.

If you want your disposable razor to last longer Dry it off, and don't let it air dry it will rust. Actual Advice Mallard
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It's not what you know It's who you know

It's not what you know It's who you know Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't borrow white socks from male friends chances are they have semen on them

Don't borrow white socks from male friends chances are they have semen on them Actual Advice Mallard
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Put your popcorn in for 5 minutes When the popping slows to once every few seconds it's done.

Put your popcorn in for 5 minutes When the popping slows to once every few seconds it's done. Actual Advice Mallard
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