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no plans for valentines day? Volunteer at a soup kitchen or animal shelter. Still showing someone else you care

no plans for valentines day? Volunteer at a soup kitchen or animal shelter. Still showing someone else you care Actual Advice Mallard
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Set the timer for more than the amount needed that way you can stop it before the alarm goes off

Set the timer for more than the amount needed that way you can stop it before the alarm goes off Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to know how to pick up a girl? Bend your knees and keep your back straight.

Want to know how to pick up a girl? Bend your knees and keep your back straight. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a bad gag reflex firmly place your thumb between your eyebrows for 20 seconds to get rid of it

If you have a bad gag reflex firmly place your thumb between your eyebrows for 20 seconds to get rid of it Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to avoid awkward eye contact on public transit? wear sunglasses

Want to avoid awkward eye contact on public transit? wear sunglasses Actual Advice Mallard
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if your feet are cold, wear black socks then you don't have to worry about getting them dirty

if your feet are cold, wear black socks then you don't have to worry about getting them dirty Actual Advice Mallard
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Helpful tips aren't helpful... unless there's a duck involved

Helpful tips aren't helpful... unless there's a duck involved Actual Advice Mallard
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Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate all of those college e-mails? you can unsubscribe to them

Hate all of those college e-mails? you can unsubscribe to them Actual Advice Mallard
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After shower, wipe off water with hand before using towel takes a few seconds + drier towel

After shower, wipe off water with hand before using towel takes a few seconds + drier towel Actual Advice Mallard
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