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If you can't tell whether your milk is off it's not

If you can't tell whether your milk is off it's not Actual Advice Mallard
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When giving out resumes to businesses, print yours on card stock instead of traditional plain printer paper Not only will it be more noticable without even having to look at it, but it will generally get more attention earlier, before other applicants

When giving out resumes to businesses, print yours on card stock instead of traditional plain printer paper Not only will it be more noticable without even having to look at it, but it will generally get more attention earlier, before other applicants Actual Advice Mallard
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When Looking to buy a car, email the dealership asking for the price. They will give you a better offer because they know you won't even come in if they don't.

When Looking to buy a car, email the dealership asking for the price. They will give you a better offer because they know you won't even come in if they don't. Actual Advice Mallard
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If teacher is looking for someone to call on but no one volunteers don't make eye contact

If teacher is looking for someone to call on but no one volunteers don't make eye contact Actual Advice Mallard
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You can upvote by just pressing 'A'

You can upvote by just pressing 'A' Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont take my advice

Dont take my advice Actual Advice Mallard
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Jehova's Witnesses Won't Leave You Alone? Tell them you have been disfellowshipped

Jehova's Witnesses Won't Leave You Alone? Tell them you have been disfellowshipped Actual Advice Mallard
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Got hiccups? Have a spoonful of sugar

Got hiccups? Have a spoonful of sugar Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ask your gf/wife what's wrong and she says "nothing" Don't thinks that's code for we are pissed at you. There is actually nothing wrong. Enjoy it instead of insisting there is something wrong.

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Not sure if somebody is checking you out? Yawn. If they catch it, you know you had their attention.

Not sure if somebody is checking you out? Yawn. If they catch it, you know you had their attention. Actual Advice Mallard
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