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If you have a speech impediment try dating girls with repeating one syllable names like mimi or keke

If you have a speech impediment try dating girls with repeating one syllable names like mimi or keke Actual Advice Mallard
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you want to gain self-confidence, be more secure with girls´, more outgoing, less depressed and want to enjoy your life? stop fapping

you want to gain self-confidence, be more secure with girls´, more outgoing, less depressed and want to enjoy your life? stop fapping Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to college parties that is where the pussy is at! or just sit home and let your adopted dog watch you masturbate.

Go to college parties that is where the pussy is at! or just sit home and let your adopted dog watch you masturbate. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to explain yourself say "It's a long story", People won't want to pry

If you don't want to explain yourself say
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Directions for programing a Magnavox VCR These directions may or may not generalize to other machines. I suspect that many VCR are very similar to this, and much of it would generalize. First turn on the TV and turn to channel 3 or 4. There is a switch o

Directions for programing a Magnavox VCR These directions may or may not generalize to other machines. I suspect that many VCR are very similar to this, and much of it would generalize. First turn on the TV and turn to channel 3 or 4. There is a switch o Actual Advice Mallard
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Cut pizza rolls in half before you eat them The filling will cool off just enough to prevent your mouth from burning

Cut pizza rolls in half before you eat them The filling will cool off just enough to prevent your mouth from burning Actual Advice Mallard
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to skip the intro for new characters make a save game just before hadvar asks your name

to skip the intro for new characters make a save game just before hadvar asks your name Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand idiots Idiots don't even understand each other

Don't try to understand idiots Idiots don't even understand each other Actual Advice Mallard
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After you shit you sould wipe you ass with toilet paper

After you shit you sould wipe you ass with toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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Date a girl with at least one obvious physical flaw They'll be more likely to be humble and won't think she's too good for you

Date a girl with at least one obvious physical flaw They'll be more likely to be humble and won't think she's too good for you Actual Advice Mallard
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