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Open a fake Facebook account with pictures of a hot girl. very quickly You will see how badly men prey upon women and you will learn what not to do

Open a fake Facebook account with pictures of a hot girl. very quickly You will see how badly men prey upon women and you will learn what not to do Actual Advice Mallard
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bet someone that two people in the room share the same birthday if there are more than 23 people in the room, the odds are in your favour

bet someone that two people in the room share the same birthday if there are more than 23 people in the room, the odds are in your favour Actual Advice Mallard
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Falsely accused of a crime? Plead the fifth

Falsely accused of a crime? Plead the fifth Actual Advice Mallard
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the only thing that redditors hates more than reddit is other redditors

the only thing that redditors hates more than reddit is other redditors Actual Advice Mallard
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Apply the parking brake before having car sex It reduces the motion of the vehicle and makes it look less suspicious from the outside

Apply the parking brake before having car sex It reduces the motion of the vehicle and makes it look less suspicious from the outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat something before you buy groceries. Getting what you need is cheaper than getting what looks appetizing.

Eat something before you buy groceries. Getting what you need is cheaper than getting what looks appetizing. Actual Advice Mallard
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Kill me and take me to a Chinese restuarant For some delicious roast duck

Kill me and take me to a Chinese restuarant For some delicious roast duck Actual Advice Mallard
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you can use 'j' to scroll down posts on reddit

you can use 'j' to scroll down posts on reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to always get the 15% 5-item discount on subscribe and save only use 2, 4, or 6 month delivery schedules. your deliveries will line up more often.

If you want to always get the 15% 5-item discount on subscribe and save only use 2, 4, or 6 month delivery schedules. your deliveries will line up more often. Actual Advice Mallard
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Having trouble remembering someones birthay? Make it a password you use regularly

Having trouble remembering someones birthay? Make it a password you use regularly Actual Advice Mallard
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