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Always have an extra tooth brush Because you never know when you will have company stay the night

Always have an extra tooth brush Because you never know when you will have company stay the night Actual Advice Mallard
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If you actually care about karma don't post anything on /hot The karma is all spoken for and your wit can be used elsewhere

If you actually care about karma don't post anything on /hot The karma is all spoken for and your wit can be used elsewhere Actual Advice Mallard
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Think you have a lead on a suspect? tell the authorities instead of ruining a potentially innocent man's life for karma

Think you have a lead on a suspect? tell the authorities instead of ruining a potentially innocent man's life for karma Actual Advice Mallard
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When crossing a busy road instead of waddling as slowly as possible, try using your wings

When crossing a busy road instead of waddling as slowly as possible, try using your wings Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to quit your obsession/habit of reddit, but can't quit it cold turkey? Start unsubscribing from the subreddits(main page ones too) you use most. You'll get more bored going on reddit, and perhaps do something more productive.

Want to quit your obsession/habit of reddit, but can't quit it cold turkey? Start unsubscribing from the subreddits(main page ones too) you use most. You'll get more bored going on reddit, and perhaps do something more productive. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a pessimist No one will like you

If you're a pessimist No one will like you Actual Advice Mallard
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When you park your car Close your side mirrors

When you park your car Close your side mirrors Actual Advice Mallard
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Everyone has setbacks Try to take a step back, learn from your problems and go on

Everyone has setbacks Try to take a step back, learn from your problems and go on Actual Advice Mallard
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If you feel a fart emerging in public Don't force it out. Pushing almost always makes it audible, while letting it come out naturally almost always makes it silent.

If you feel a fart emerging in public Don't force it out. Pushing almost always makes it audible, while letting it come out naturally almost always makes it silent. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you treat em like dirt They stick like mud

If you treat em like dirt They stick like mud Actual Advice Mallard
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