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My opinion of you Is very much influenced by whether or not you have bread

My opinion of you Is very much influenced by whether or not you have bread Actual Advice Mallard
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Atheism is much more fulfilling if you get a hobby, a cat, or xanax

Atheism is much more fulfilling if you get a hobby, a cat, or xanax Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't talk about fapping in front of girl It's uncomfortable and awkward for her, especially if you talk about doing it often.

Don't talk about fapping in front of girl It's uncomfortable and awkward for her, especially if you talk about doing it often. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't let women talk to you about their problems Because then you'll be presenting yourself as a friend instead of a potential mate.

Don't let women talk to you about their problems Because then you'll be presenting yourself as a friend instead of a potential mate. Actual Advice Mallard
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Ever since they got rid of the penny, I've been paying cash for gas and intentionally putting 2 cents more since they can't take them. "That'll be $20.02 sir." "Sure, here's $20!" It's not much, but it makes me happy.

Ever since they got rid of the penny, I've been paying cash for gas and intentionally putting 2 cents more since they can't take them.
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If you took photos of valuables for insurance purposes, store them in the cloud When your hard drive burns up in a fire, you still have proof of compensables

If you took photos of valuables for insurance purposes, store them in the cloud When your hard drive burns up in a fire, you still have proof of compensables Actual Advice Mallard
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Quack (Ducks neither speak nor offer advice. they are just birds)

Quack (Ducks neither speak nor offer advice. they are just birds) Actual Advice Mallard
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Fingers smell like weed? Cottonmouth? Bring oranges to every session

Fingers smell like weed? Cottonmouth? Bring oranges to every session Actual Advice Mallard
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Own a dog and want to pick up girls? Take your dog to a bark park. They'll do most of the work for you.

Own a dog and want to pick up girls? Take your dog to a bark park. They'll do most of the work for you. Actual Advice Mallard
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After ejaculating make sure to pee before it dries to avoid random peeing later

After ejaculating make sure to pee before it dries to avoid random peeing later Actual Advice Mallard
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