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It's not who you know It's who knows you

It's not who you know It's who knows you  Actual Advice Mallard

Have Seasonal Allergies? Eat Something Absurdly Spicy

Have Seasonal Allergies? Eat Something Absurdly Spicy  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take my advice seriously I'm just a duck floating in water

Don't take my advice seriously I'm just a duck floating in water  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have trouble lasting in bed Masturbate 20 minutes before intercourse

If you have trouble lasting in bed Masturbate 20 minutes before intercourse  Actual Advice Mallard

Never, EVER, say to your woman: "You're just like your mother."

Never, EVER, say to your woman:

When putting together Ikea furniture Read the instructions carefully so you dont have to start over.

When putting together Ikea furniture Read the instructions carefully so you dont have to start over.  Actual Advice Mallard

Upset about something? sleep it off before you end up doing something you might regret

Upset about something? sleep it off before you end up doing something you might regret  Actual Advice Mallard

When microwaving soups, pasta and such use 1/2 power and double time

When microwaving soups, pasta and such use 1/2 power and double time  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're about to leave the club with a girl check her out in bright light

if you're about to leave the club with a girl check her out in bright light  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because a girl says she likes you Doesn't mean she likes you

Just because a girl says she likes you Doesn't mean she likes you  Actual Advice Mallard
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