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When pouring salt on to food look where the salt is coming out of to avoid adding too much, as oppose to watching it land on your food.

When pouring salt on to food look where the salt is coming out of to avoid adding too much, as oppose to watching it land on your food. Actual Advice Mallard
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The last class before your final. Will be your most important class.

The last class before your final. Will be your most important class. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never Use your Favorite song as alarm

Never Use your Favorite song as alarm Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a shopping cart without a wobble? Look for the ones with the wheels that have shiny new bolts

Want a shopping cart without a wobble? Look for the ones with the wheels that have shiny new bolts Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't give the homeless cash, they will just spend it on booze If you really want to help, give them food.

Don't give the homeless cash, they will just spend it on booze If you really want to help, give them food. Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to chipotle or qdoba just before they close they'll have plenty of food left over and will give you a huge serving

Go to chipotle or qdoba just before they close they'll have plenty of food left over and will give you a huge serving Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't believe everything you read especially internet memes

Don't believe everything you read especially internet memes Actual Advice Mallard
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never try to regain contact with your ex they will usually reply with one word answers and will bitch a lot to you

never try to regain contact with your ex they will usually reply with one word answers and will bitch a lot to you Actual Advice Mallard
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If they talk s#@% to you They'll talk s#@% about you

If they talk s#@% to you They'll talk s#@% about you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're getting surgery, schedule it for a monday or tuesday Surgeons are fresh from the weekend & less likely to make mistakes due to fatigue

If you're getting surgery, schedule it for a monday or tuesday Surgeons are fresh from the weekend & less likely to make mistakes due to fatigue Actual Advice Mallard
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