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Thinking about letting the cops in? Masturbate first, oh, and record it.

Thinking about letting the cops in? Masturbate first, oh, and record it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're at a restaurant and can't decide on soup or salad masturbate in the bathroom before you decide

If you're at a restaurant and can't decide on soup or salad masturbate in the bathroom before you decide Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like chris brown Don't make him internet famous

If you don't like chris brown Don't make him internet famous Actual Advice Mallard
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If it's the second half of the race and you're not passing people you're slowing down

If it's the second half of the race and you're not passing people you're slowing down Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're applying for a new job please use an appropriate email address

If you're applying for a new job please use an appropriate email address Actual Advice Mallard
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make a "cheat sheet" with short notes You will have studied and have great notes for exams by the end

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If you submit a long video Most Redditors will not click it

If you submit a long video Most Redditors will not click it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't change your alarm clock sound You'll learn to hate it no matter what

Don't change your alarm clock sound You'll learn to hate it no matter what Actual Advice Mallard
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stop complaining about how girls always complain about there being no nice guys. You're not nice, you're just not assertive.

stop complaining about how girls always complain about there being no nice guys. You're not nice, you're just not assertive. Actual Advice Mallard
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To make your farts stink eat a lot of blue cheese

To make your farts stink eat a lot of blue cheese Actual Advice Mallard
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