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Always exercise critical thinking when listening to any advice because you're a sentient being capable of it. oh, and i'm pretending to be a duck.

Always exercise critical thinking when listening to any advice because you're a sentient being capable of it. 
oh, and i'm pretending to be a duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

girls i can tell when your faking

girls i can tell when your faking  Actual Advice Mallard

JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER NOT BY THE RUMORS THAT ARE SPREAD

JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER NOT BY THE RUMORS THAT ARE SPREAD  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are driving "fast" in the left lane and someone is tailing your ass Move to the right lane

If you are driving

if you are applying for residence at a university and want a single room even though it is limited describe yourself as loud and obnoxious because they will most likely have no one to pair you up with

if you are applying for residence at a university and want a single room even though it is limited describe yourself as loud and obnoxious because they will most likely have no one to pair you up with  Actual Advice Mallard

IT'S MOTHERS DAY GO GET YOUR MOTHER SOMETHING SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU FORGOT!

IT'S MOTHERS DAY GO GET YOUR MOTHER SOMETHING SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU FORGOT!  Actual Advice Mallard

If there is a grandparent in the store trying to ask you questions about technology It's probably for their grandchild, and they want to know a younger persons opinion on said device

If there is a grandparent in the store trying to ask you questions about technology It's probably for their grandchild, and they want to know a younger persons opinion on said device  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach

Don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach  Actual Advice Mallard

Set your computer password to your goal or resolution You will be reminding yourself everyday and will keep on track. EX: GetYourBu77toGym!

Set your computer password to your goal or resolution You will be reminding yourself everyday and will keep on track.
EX: GetYourBu77toGym!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you go to northern ireland Crack means 'news'

If you go to northern ireland  Crack means 'news'  Actual Advice Mallard
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