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You will still tan Even when you consistently apply sunscreen.

You will still tan Even when you consistently apply sunscreen.  Actual Advice Mallard

Procrastinate later

Procrastinate later  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not sure if reddit will accept a post but are going to post it anyway Don't say "this will probably get downvoted"

If you're not sure if reddit will accept a post but are going to post it anyway Don't say

Passive-aggressive behavior not only makes you look weak It makes you look unpleasant and undeserving of the pity you're trying to whore

Passive-aggressive behavior not only makes you look weak It makes you look unpleasant and undeserving of the pity you're trying to whore  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like the influx of Immature teens onto Reddit Set a standard of maturity and respect and they will follow suit

If you don't like the influx of Immature teens onto Reddit Set a standard of maturity and respect and they will follow suit  Actual Advice Mallard

Your girlfriend's "I'll be ready in five minutes" Is the same as your "I'll be home in five minutes."

Your girlfriend's

When it comes to giving guys dating advice Trust the advice from a girl. They know what works best for them.

When it comes to giving guys dating advice Trust the advice from a girl. They know what works best for them.  Actual Advice Mallard

Bong before beer, in the clear beer before bong, all wrong

Bong before beer, in the clear beer before bong, all  wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone compliments you on something specific It doesn't mean the rest of you isn't nice too

If someone compliments you on something specific It doesn't mean the rest of you isn't nice too  Actual Advice Mallard

unsubscribe from r/wtf and r/atheism

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