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Put grapes, sliced strawberries, blueberries, sliced pineapple, and other fruits in your freezer They make delicious ice cubes for water, cocktails, and other drinks

Put grapes, sliced strawberries, blueberries, sliced pineapple, and other fruits in your freezer They make delicious ice cubes for water, cocktails, and other drinks Actual Advice Mallard
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Be polite to your delivery driver. They know where you live.

Be polite to your delivery driver. They know where you live. Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont sleep on it masturbate on it

Dont sleep on it masturbate on it Actual Advice Mallard
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ask your doctor to prescribe you propranolol It blocks adrenaline surge preventing you from becoming nervous before public speaking events or important interviews

ask your doctor to prescribe you propranolol It blocks adrenaline surge preventing you from becoming nervous before public speaking events or important interviews Actual Advice Mallard
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When you get a "study guide" do it. teachers may just use it as the actual test

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ACCIDENTALLY GOT CHILI IN YOUR EYE? SOAK SOME TISSUE IN MILK AND DAB IT. INSTANT RELIEF.

ACCIDENTALLY GOT CHILI IN YOUR EYE? SOAK SOME TISSUE IN MILK AND DAB IT. INSTANT RELIEF. Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a scented lotion instead of axe body spray People don't mind the smell of lavender or citrus

Use a scented lotion instead of axe body spray People don't mind the smell of lavender or citrus Actual Advice Mallard
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Sell unfinished maple shieldbows to shops instead of the G.E. You'll make more money.

Sell unfinished maple shieldbows to shops instead of the G.E. You'll make more money. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't waste your time checking the scratch-off lotto ticket twice you lost

don't waste your time checking the scratch-off lotto ticket twice you lost Actual Advice Mallard
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use two candy bars, cut in obscure ways use a chunk of the second one that's not in the picture

use two candy bars, cut in obscure ways use a chunk of the second one that's not in the picture Actual Advice Mallard
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