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"Should I have a boner?" If you should ask then yes.

set http://www.reddit.com/r/random/ as your homepage You'll find new and interesting subs you'd have never heard about

set 
http://www.reddit.com/r/random/
as your homepage You'll find new and interesting subs you'd have never heard about  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't get married.

Don't get married.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are a female environmentalist who uses tampons/pads You are not a female environmentalist!!!

If you are a female environmentalist who uses tampons/pads You are not a female environmentalist!!!  Actual Advice Mallard

If all of her friends are sluts Chances are, she's a slut too

If all of her friends are sluts Chances are, she's a slut too  Actual Advice Mallard

If your alternator is on fire you should probably put the fire out instead of taking a picture of it

If your alternator is on fire you should probably put the fire out instead of taking a picture of it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're planning a mass shooting masturbate in the bathroom and then see if it's still a good idea.

If you're planning a mass shooting masturbate in the bathroom and then see if it's still a good idea.  Actual Advice Mallard

to prevent yourself from sneezing before you sneeze say 'watermelon'

to prevent yourself from sneezing before you sneeze say 'watermelon'  Actual Advice Mallard

Next time you see a name generator meme, remember: Your mother's maiden name, the name of your pet, and the first street you grew up on are common password security questions

Next time you see a name generator meme, remember: Your mother's maiden name, the name of your pet, and the first street you grew up on are common password security questions  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy black underwear no more skidmarks

Buy black underwear no more skidmarks  Actual Advice Mallard
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