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If you ever get water stuck in your phone speakers Try sucking the water out with your mouth. It actually works.

If you ever get water stuck in your phone speakers Try sucking the water out with your mouth. It actually works. Actual Advice Mallard
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Listen to the supreme court recordings yourself see that both arguments are reasonable AND non-discriminatory

Listen to the supreme court recordings yourself see that both arguments are reasonable AND non-discriminatory Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to use every bit of shampoo Put some water in the bottle, shake it up, and pour it on your head

If you want to use every bit of shampoo Put some water in the bottle, shake it up, and pour it on your head Actual Advice Mallard
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you can eat for free at subway

you can eat for free at subway Actual Advice Mallard
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Sending textbooks back to Amazon for credit? Send it in a pizza box. You never know if you will get an extra 20%

Sending textbooks back to Amazon for credit? Send it in a pizza box. You never know if you will get an extra 20% Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to swatch a color or try a design but don't have swatch wheels/boards/fans/sticks Try using the outside of a plastic spoon

If you want to swatch a color or try a design but don't have swatch wheels/boards/fans/sticks Try using the outside of a plastic spoon Actual Advice Mallard
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When walking in a big city Use your front pockets for your wallet, and use your back pockets for shit you don't mind losing (cigarettes, lighter,map)

When walking in a big city Use your front pockets for your wallet, and use your back pockets for shit you don't mind losing (cigarettes, lighter,map) Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to save toilet paper poop right before you shower and clean off with soap instead of wiping

If you want to save toilet paper poop right before you shower and clean off with soap instead of wiping Actual Advice Mallard
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Have an erection at a bad time? Try squeezing a large muscle like your Thighs for thirty seconds.

Have an erection at a bad time? Try squeezing a large muscle like your Thighs for thirty seconds. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY DON'T FAP THE NIGHT BEFORE

IF YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY DON'T FAP THE NIGHT BEFORE Actual Advice Mallard
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