quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

IF YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO IT Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

if a girl at a bar gives you her number read it back to her incorrectly. if she corrects you, it is her number, if she doesn't, find another girl

if a girl at a bar gives you her number read it back to her incorrectly. if she corrects you, it is her number, if she doesn't, find another girl Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

If you have to tell a lie Be so general you can talk your way back to the truth.

If you have to tell a lie Be so general you can talk your way back to the truth. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

tired of paying up to $500 for prescription eyeglasses at a big optical chain? try zenni optical, where a complete basic pair of glasses starts at $12 USD shipped.

tired of paying up to $500 for prescription eyeglasses at a big optical chain? try zenni optical, where a complete basic pair of glasses starts at $12 USD shipped. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

Your girlfriends pussy is so nasty they make contestents eat it on fear factor.

Your girlfriends pussy is so nasty they make contestents eat it on fear factor. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

Never cheat on your significant other. They will find out. They will always find out.

Never cheat on your significant other. They will find out. They will always find out. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

If you close comments and ratings on your Youtube video Nobody will think your ideas have merit.

If you close comments and ratings on your Youtube video Nobody will think your ideas have merit. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

If someone hands you a leaflet and you don't want it, just smile and say a cheery 'no thankyou' they've probably been stood there for hours and get paid next to nothing; shooting them a dirty look benefits no-one

If someone hands you a leaflet and you don't want it, just smile and say a cheery 'no thankyou' they've probably been stood there for hours and get paid next to nothing; shooting them a dirty look benefits no-one Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

When trying to scratch the silver stuff off xbox cards Use the back of a wooden matchstick. It won't scratch the letters off.

When trying to scratch the silver stuff off xbox cards Use the back of a wooden matchstick. It won't scratch the letters off. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

Live every day as if you had a future

Live every day as if you had a future Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

122 shares

Like us for More!