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your butt is like a face smoking parents in front of its cigarettes

your butt  is like a face smoking parents in front of its cigarettes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are reposting things on reddit do not write anything in the comments or you will be downvoted

If you are reposting things on reddit do not write anything in the comments or you will be downvoted  Actual Advice Mallard

not a fan of memes? unsubscribe from /r/Adviceanimals

not a fan of memes? unsubscribe from /r/Adviceanimals  Actual Advice Mallard

Want quick comment karma? Post slightly witty comments to r/new of askreddit

Want quick comment karma? Post slightly witty comments to r/new of askreddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't have a title for your meme? Just use the name of the meme instead.

Don't have a title for your meme? Just use the name of the meme instead.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are posting a photo to reddit from web page upload it to imgur first and submit your photo from there. Then you can be sure it won't be deleted

If you are posting a photo to reddit from web page upload it to imgur first and submit your photo from there. Then you can be sure it won't be deleted  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make your sink smell better Run a few lemon slices through the garbage disposal. You'll get a lemony scent

Want to make your sink smell better Run a few lemon slices through the garbage disposal. You'll get a lemony scent  Actual Advice Mallard

At work and need a lint roller? use the sticky side of post-it notes

At work and need a lint roller? use the sticky side of post-it notes  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of that automatic toilet splashing your tushie? Place some t.p. over the sensor to keep it from flushing.

Tired of that automatic toilet splashing your tushie? Place some t.p. over the sensor to keep it from flushing.  Actual Advice Mallard

board your aircraft at the latest convenient time so that your luggage is first out on the conveyor belts

board your aircraft at the latest convenient time so that your luggage is first out on the conveyor belts  Actual Advice Mallard
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