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Take relationship advice from one of these and apply it to the Redditor's wife meme.

Take relationship advice from one of these and apply it to the Redditor's wife meme.  Actual Advice Mallard

don't order a side of fries Nobody ever finishes all of them and you'll get free food

don't order a side of fries Nobody ever finishes all of them and you'll get free food  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like to say yolo, lol, or swag put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

If you like to say yolo, lol, or swag put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Ever make a repost. they will crucify you

Don't Ever make a repost. they will crucify you  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of junk mail? call your phone company and have them change your name that is displayed in phone books, caller ID... throw out mail that bears new name, it's not for you

Tired of junk mail? call your phone company and have them change your name that is displayed in phone books, caller ID...
throw out mail that bears new name, it's not for you  Actual Advice Mallard

Organize your registration and proof of insurance You're more likely to get out of a ticket if you don't make the officer wait for 10 minutes

Organize your registration and proof of insurance You're more likely to get out of a ticket if you don't make the officer wait for 10 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you Use adderall for exam weeks Buy it now

If you Use adderall for exam weeks Buy it now  Actual Advice Mallard

Spit on the toilet paper Every wipe becomes a wet wipe.

Spit on the toilet paper Every wipe becomes a wet wipe.  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of naming your ipod "mike's ipod" name it "call ###-###-#### if found"

Instead of naming your ipod

Go to a dog park meet awesome people

Go to a dog park meet awesome people  Actual Advice Mallard
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