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If your team is interviewing a college coach for a job wait for his team to be under sanctions, he'll jump ship immediately

If your team is interviewing a college coach for a job wait for his team to be under sanctions, he'll jump ship immediately Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to take a shit put a piece of toilet roll flat in the toilet, then it won't splash and wet your bum

If you are about to take a shit put a piece of toilet roll flat in the toilet, then it won't splash and wet your bum Actual Advice Mallard
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Want Easy karma? Make sure there's obvious cleavage in the thumbnail

Want Easy karma? Make sure there's obvious cleavage in the thumbnail Actual Advice Mallard
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if you get an important phone call answer it its important

if you get an important phone call answer it its important Actual Advice Mallard
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If you start a sentence with "society," "humanity," or "Human nature," You definitely don't know what you're talking about.

If you start a sentence with
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check your shoes for spiders

check your shoes for spiders Actual Advice Mallard
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GIRLS CARRY DISEASES LIKE COOTIES

GIRLS CARRY DISEASES LIKE COOTIES Actual Advice Mallard
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work out a few times a week he'll appreciate it during sex

work out a few times a week he'll appreciate it during sex Actual Advice Mallard
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IN AN ELEVATOR PRESS AND HOLD THE CLOSE DOORS BUTTON AND THE DESIRED FLOOR NUMBER UNTIL THE DOORS ARE SHUT AND YOU WONT STOP AT ANY OTHER FLOORS

IN AN ELEVATOR PRESS AND HOLD THE CLOSE DOORS BUTTON AND THE DESIRED FLOOR NUMBER UNTIL THE DOORS ARE SHUT AND YOU WONT STOP AT ANY OTHER FLOORS Actual Advice Mallard
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If your SO takes every opportunity to snoop your phone but is highly protective of theirs They're probably hiding something

If your SO takes every opportunity to snoop your phone but is highly protective of theirs They're probably hiding something Actual Advice Mallard
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