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Dont smoke meth Its Bad mmkay

Dont smoke meth Its Bad mmkay  Actual Advice Mallard

If you work for your parents company and have no skills You actually need to work to gain respect instead of running your mouth at everyone that makes your parents a success

If you work for your parents company and have no skills You actually need to work to gain respect instead of running your mouth at everyone that makes your parents a success  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are playing a shooter and you see a sniper laying around Take it, you are probably going to need it

If you are playing a shooter and you see a sniper laying around Take it, you are probably going to need it  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop and think about what you're doing with your life You're taking advice from a duck on the internet

Stop and think about what you're doing with your life You're taking advice from a duck on the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

Always exercise critical thinking when listening to my advice After all, this was written by a duck... on the internet... pretending to be a stranger.

Always exercise critical thinking when listening to my advice After all, this was written by a duck... on the internet... pretending to be a stranger.  Actual Advice Mallard

men like a women in a french maids outfit because they want a women that cleans

men like a women in a french maids outfit because they want a women that cleans  Actual Advice Mallard

Make friends with upperclassmen college is a whole lot easier with last year's exams

Make friends with upperclassmen college is a whole lot easier with last year's exams  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be an asshole

Don't be an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want someone to call you be honest and up front about it, don't give them a fake number

if you don't want someone to call you be honest and up front about it, don't give them a fake number  Actual Advice Mallard

3 days until mothers day

3 days until mothers day  Actual Advice Mallard
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