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If you have a sore throat gargle with salt water a few times a day

If you have a sore throat gargle with salt water a few times a day Actual Advice Mallard
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Have loud roommates at night? Turn on a fan in your room to produce white noise and drown them out.

Have loud roommates at night? Turn on a fan in your room to produce white noise and drown them out. Actual Advice Mallard
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Says not here to hurt you Is propably here to hurt you

Says not here to hurt you Is propably here to hurt you Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of squeaky chalk? Break it in half; when you write the chalk resonates and creates a standing wave who's frequency is the inverse of it's length

Tired of squeaky chalk? Break it in half; when you write the chalk resonates and creates a standing wave who's frequency is the inverse of it's length Actual Advice Mallard
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If you run out of new reddit content to surf click the top tab and change 'links from:today' to links from:all time'

If you run out of new reddit content to surf click the top tab and change 'links from:today' to links from:all time' Actual Advice Mallard
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when scheduling an interview, ask for the last one one you'll be the last person they remember when making a decision

when scheduling an interview, ask for the last one one you'll be the last person they remember when making a decision Actual Advice Mallard
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When mugging someone Make sure you take their pants

When mugging someone Make sure you take their pants Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to take exams? Mysteriously get sick the week before #juniorgirls

Don't want to take exams? Mysteriously get sick the week before #juniorgirls Actual Advice Mallard
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snap the fuck out of it and masturbate in the bathroom first, you worthless cunt.

snap the fuck out of it and masturbate in the bathroom first, you worthless cunt. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you realize your phone is in your hoodie pocket before you go pee take it out

if you realize your phone is in your hoodie pocket before you go pee take it out Actual Advice Mallard
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