Actual Advice Mallard

Never take advice from someone who says "My therapist told me..."

Never take advice from someone who says

quit smoking

quit smoking  Actual Advice Mallard

When Traveling To India 1. Get a Typhus shot. 2. Pack your belongings in a sitar case

When Traveling To India 1. Get a Typhus shot.  
2. Pack your belongings in a sitar case  Actual Advice Mallard

Shoot Knee Then Talk

Shoot Knee Then Talk  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have used AA or AAA batteries lying around Stick them in a remote control or other low power draw device, chances are they still have plenty of juice left in them

If you have used AA or AAA batteries lying around Stick them in a remote control or other low power draw device, chances are they still have plenty of juice left in them  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're at work on april fools just don't get on reddit

if you're at work on april fools just don't get on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Quit reddit

Quit reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Never fake break-up with your so On April Fools Day

Never fake break-up with your so On April Fools Day  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get a girl to sleep with you Send her a dick pic

If you want to get a girl to sleep with you Send her a dick pic  Actual Advice Mallard

Spinach is much like anal sex if you were forced to have it as a kid you'll hate it as an adult

Spinach is much like anal sex if you were forced to have it as a kid you'll hate it as an adult  Actual Advice Mallard
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