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If you don't want to appear "creepy" while flirting with a girl be attractive

If you don't want to appear

Someone use a sharpie on the white board? draw over it with the dry erase marker and immediately wipe it off.

Someone use a sharpie on the white board? draw over it with the dry erase marker and immediately wipe it off.  Actual Advice Mallard

accidentally spill laundry detergent on the floor use your dirty laundry to clean it up

accidentally spill laundry detergent on the floor use your dirty laundry to clean it up  Actual Advice Mallard

If you dont know what a good song is called search for a strofe in the song in google, the lyric of the song will come up

If you dont know what a good song is called search for a strofe in the song in google, the lyric of the song will come up  Actual Advice Mallard

try to understand women maybe you will have a successful relationship for once

try to understand women maybe you will have a successful relationship for once  Actual Advice Mallard

Here's your problem... You're taking advice from a duck.

Here's your problem... You're taking advice from a duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

proposing? don't show the internet her ring before you show her.

proposing? don't show the internet her ring before you show her.  Actual Advice Mallard

Look at me! I'm A Motherfucking Duck QUACK! QUACK!

Look at me! I'm A Motherfucking Duck QUACK! QUACK!  Actual Advice Mallard

if you didnt make the meme yourself then it's probably already been on reddit

if you didnt make the meme yourself then it's probably already been on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Cold but don't want to turn on the heater? Vacuum your house. Vacuums push out warm air plus your house will be clean.

Cold but don't want to turn on the heater? Vacuum your house. Vacuums push out warm air plus your house will be clean.  Actual Advice Mallard
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