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Always exercise critical thinking when listening to my advice After all, this was written by a stranger... on the internet... pretending to be a duck.

Always exercise critical thinking when listening to my advice After all, this was written by a stranger... on the internet... pretending to be a duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to go to something you like but no one else wants to go by yourself. you'll meet people there who share your interests

If you want to go to something you like but no one else wants to go by yourself. you'll meet people there who share your interests  Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it

If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it  Actual Advice Mallard

The moment you think it would be a good idea to withdraw money from the ATM at the bar It's time to leave the bar

The moment you think it would be a good idea to withdraw money from the ATM at the bar It's time to leave the bar  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you see someone wearing the same thing they wore yesterday don't tell them, they know

if you see someone wearing the same thing they wore yesterday don't tell them, they know  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone borrows 20 dollars from you and you never see them again it was probably worth the money

If someone borrows 20 dollars from you and you never see them again it was probably worth the money  Actual Advice Mallard
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