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Want the more leg room in the back of a car sit on the drivers side their seat is usually pushed up more

Want the more leg room in the back of a car sit on the drivers side their seat is usually pushed up more  Actual Advice Mallard

Scary movie getting to you? Root for the demon/monster/ghost/murderer/dinosaur

Scary movie getting to you? Root for the demon/monster/ghost/murderer/dinosaur  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to have your own private chef? Marry a professional chef. Just don't expect them to be around in the evenings, on weekends, or holidays.

Want to have your own private chef?  Marry a professional chef. Just don't expect them to be around in the evenings, on weekends, or holidays.   Actual Advice Mallard

Falling asleep while driving? Pick your nose

Falling asleep while driving? Pick your nose  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to make a paper longer without raising the font size? Arial black

Need to make a paper longer without raising the font size? Arial black  Actual Advice Mallard

i am filled with remorse and fear weeping dust onto the cold earth

i am filled with remorse and fear weeping dust onto the cold earth  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to appear productive at work Set your desktop background to an Excel spreadsheet or text document

If you want to appear productive at work Set your desktop background to an Excel spreadsheet or text document  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make an easy advice animal Copy and and Paste a LifeProTip onto my image

If you want to make an easy advice animal Copy and and Paste a LifeProTip onto my image  Actual Advice Mallard

Do not use google translate on your foreign language homework

Do not use google translate on your foreign language homework  Actual Advice Mallard

Want the internet to write your essay for you? post the opposite of your thesis on /r/changemyview

Want the internet to write your essay for you? post the opposite of your thesis on /r/changemyview  Actual Advice Mallard
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