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Before you go out put 2 pints of water next to your bedside table Throughout the night you can hydrate yourself without getting up and reduces the hangover

Before you go out put 2 pints of water next to your bedside table Throughout the night you can hydrate yourself without getting up and reduces the hangover Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a boner in class? Bite on your lower lip until it's gone

Get a boner in class? Bite on your lower lip until it's gone Actual Advice Mallard
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Scary movie getting to you? Root for the demon/monster/ghost/murderer/dinosaur

Scary movie getting to you? Root for the demon/monster/ghost/murderer/dinosaur Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to transfer a large amount of drugs or cash to someone? Use a fitness facility, dufflebags are common and unsuspecting

Need to transfer a large amount of drugs or cash to someone? Use a fitness facility, dufflebags are common and unsuspecting Actual Advice Mallard
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Want the more leg room in the back of a car sit on the drivers side their seat is usually pushed up more

Want the more leg room in the back of a car sit on the drivers side their seat is usually pushed up more Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to have your own private chef? Marry a professional chef. Just don't expect them to be around in the evenings, on weekends, or holidays.

Want to have your own private chef? Marry a professional chef. Just don't expect them to be around in the evenings, on weekends, or holidays. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you actually want Karma Don't post in the main reddits, there are haters there.

If you actually want Karma Don't post in the main reddits, there are haters there. Actual Advice Mallard
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Love isn't about inherent connection It's about compromise and accepting each other for all your faults

Love isn't about inherent connection It's about compromise and accepting each other for all your faults Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're 30 and reposting "teenager posts" on facebook grow the fuck up, you're not in high school anymore.

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Instead of telling someone, This doesn't make sense Try to Make sense of it, you might learn something even if it's just a lesson in communication

Instead of telling someone, This doesn't make sense Try to Make sense of it, you might learn something even if it's just a lesson in communication Actual Advice Mallard
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