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Body oil on shirt collar? Use shampoo to remove stain

Body oil on shirt collar? Use shampoo to remove stain  Actual Advice Mallard

go duck yourself swagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswag go suck a duck i mean dick give me some god damn bread you fucking nigger My pussy is a maze and you need a ten foot weenie to get in put a needle up you

go duck yourself swagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswagswag go suck a duck i mean dick give me some god damn bread you fucking nigger My pussy is a maze and you need a ten foot weenie to get in put a needle up you  Actual Advice Mallard

If your husband or boyfriend doesn't want to talk about his feelings Don't ask him why he doesn't want to talk about his feelings

If your husband or boyfriend doesn't want to talk about his feelings Don't ask him why he doesn't want to talk about his feelings  Actual Advice Mallard

WHEN People ARE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS THEY'RE LIKELY NOT LOOKING FOR ANSWERS, THEY JUST WANT YOU TO LISTEN AND SYMPATHIZE

WHEN People ARE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS THEY'RE LIKELY NOT LOOKING FOR ANSWERS, THEY JUST WANT YOU TO LISTEN AND SYMPATHIZE  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're depressed or forever alone stop browsing the depressing side of the internet. It'll just make it worse

if you're depressed or forever alone stop browsing the depressing side of the internet. It'll just make it worse  Actual Advice Mallard

If you watched a movie while browsing Reddit you didn't really watch it

If you watched a movie while browsing Reddit you didn't really watch it  Actual Advice Mallard

memes readable from thumbnail get more upvotes

memes readable from thumbnail get more upvotes  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE IT PROBABLY WONT WORK

IF YOU SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE IT PROBABLY WONT WORK  Actual Advice Mallard

If your family makes you choose them or your bf because of the color of his skin choose the bf

If your family makes you choose them or your bf because of the color of his skin choose the bf  Actual Advice Mallard

If you value your car do not put politlcal or religious bumper stickers on it

If you value your car do not put politlcal or religious bumper stickers on it  Actual Advice Mallard
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