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If your wife or girlfriend is working and you're home being lazy all day. Start the dishwasher just before she gets home. It makes it look like you have been cleaning.

If your wife or girlfriend is working and you're home being lazy all day. Start the dishwasher just before she gets home. It makes it look like you have been cleaning. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your school called off tomorrow Do your homework tonight so you can enjoy your full snow day tomorrow

If your school called off tomorrow Do your homework tonight so you can enjoy your full snow day tomorrow Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep admitting your crimes using confession bear. Just make sure the statute of limitations has passed.

Keep admitting your crimes using confession bear. Just make sure the statute of limitations has passed. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't take advice from a duck

don't take advice from a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you leave men obvious hints WE WON'T GET IT

If you leave men obvious hints WE WON'T GET IT Actual Advice Mallard
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always jerk off before any public event nothing ruins a public event like a solid boner.

always jerk off before any public event nothing ruins a public event like a solid boner. Actual Advice Mallard
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make sure you get all the facts right or else you will look like an idiot on tv

make sure you get all the facts right or else you will look like an idiot on tv Actual Advice Mallard
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Whatever you do Try your absolute best

Whatever you do Try your absolute best Actual Advice Mallard
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if your room is very messy and you want to clean it always make your bed first. it makes a large part of your room already clean with little work and gives you space to organize things while cleaning.

if your room is very messy and you want to clean it always make your bed first. it makes a large part of your room already clean with little work and gives you space to organize things while cleaning. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl you're interested in "doesn't know what she wants" Move along

If a girl you're interested in
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