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Search "msconfig" in taskbar and go to "Startup" Deactivate programs you don't want started until you manually start them

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Always successfully land a "high-five" buy watching the other person's elbow

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Tired of water splashing up at your ass when you poop? Put a couple sheets of toilet paper in the landing zone of the bowl

Tired of water splashing up at your ass when you poop? Put a couple sheets of toilet paper in the landing zone of the bowl  Actual Advice Mallard

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Think about what you say Before you say it

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Put obvious, commonsense advice in this meme Many redditors will upvote on the assumption that others are too dumb to know it

Put obvious, commonsense advice in this meme Many redditors will upvote on the assumption that others are too dumb to know it  Actual Advice Mallard

Shove a toothpick into your eye.

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If your boyfriend quits his job to play video games all night Don't wait eight months to break up with him

If your boyfriend quits his job to play video games all night Don't wait eight months to break up with him  Actual Advice Mallard
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