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God gave you a brain use it

God gave you a brain use it  Actual Advice Mallard

Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hands texting

Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hands texting  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to cure a hangover quickly and effectively Take ibuprofen, a caffeine pill, activiated charcoal tablets, b12, b6, vitamin C, lots of water, a sodium supplement, and a bannana

If you want to cure a hangover quickly and effectively Take ibuprofen, a caffeine pill, activiated charcoal tablets, b12, b6, vitamin C, lots of water, a sodium supplement, and a bannana  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone holds a gun pointed to you do what he says

if someone holds a gun pointed to you do what he says  Actual Advice Mallard

Put obvious, commonsense advice in this meme Many redditors will upvote on the assumption that others are too dumb to know it

Put obvious, commonsense advice in this meme Many redditors will upvote on the assumption that others are too dumb to know it  Actual Advice Mallard

Shove a toothpick into your eye.

Shove a toothpick into your eye.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your boyfriend quits his job to play video games all night Don't wait eight months to break up with him

If your boyfriend quits his job to play video games all night Don't wait eight months to break up with him  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get a tattoo Draw it with a sharpie and keep it there for a week to see if you like it

If you want to get a tattoo Draw it with a sharpie and keep it there for a week to see if you like it  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use the gif version of this meme IT looks terrible and serves no purpose

Don't use the gif version of this meme IT looks terrible and serves no purpose  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a good picture of a sunset, don't post it to /r/sunsets Post it to /r/pics, more people will see it

If you have a good picture of a sunset, don't post it to /r/sunsets Post it to /r/pics, more people will see it  Actual Advice Mallard
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