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Don't use the gif version of this meme IT looks terrible and serves no purpose

Don't use the gif version of this meme IT looks terrible and serves no purpose  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get a tattoo Draw it with a sharpie and keep it there for a week to see if you like it

If you want to get a tattoo Draw it with a sharpie and keep it there for a week to see if you like it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a good picture of a sunset, don't post it to /r/sunsets Post it to /r/pics, more people will see it

If you have a good picture of a sunset, don't post it to /r/sunsets Post it to /r/pics, more people will see it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're lonely and single Adopt a pet from the animal shelter. You'll help with your loneliness and save a life

If you're lonely and single Adopt a pet from the animal shelter. You'll help with your loneliness and save a life  Actual Advice Mallard

Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hands texting

Never trust someone that takes hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hands texting  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know what day that loaf of bread was baked? look at the color of the twisty tie. Mon-Blue, Tues-green, Thur-red, fri-white, sat-yellow

Want to know what day that loaf of bread was baked? look at the color of the twisty tie. Mon-Blue, Tues-green, Thur-red, fri-white, sat-yellow  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to cure a hangover quickly and effectively Take ibuprofen, a caffeine pill, activiated charcoal tablets, b12, b6, vitamin C, lots of water, a sodium supplement, and a bannana

If you want to cure a hangover quickly and effectively Take ibuprofen, a caffeine pill, activiated charcoal tablets, b12, b6, vitamin C, lots of water, a sodium supplement, and a bannana  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone holds a gun pointed to you do what he says

if someone holds a gun pointed to you do what he says  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy some new underwear

 Buy some new underwear  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to have sex while listening to music choose a live act, this way you'll have an applause every 3 to 4 minutes

If you want to have sex while listening to music choose a live act, this way you'll have an applause every 3 to 4 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard
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