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If you're lonely and single Adopt a pet from the animal shelter. You'll help with your loneliness and save a life

If you're lonely and single Adopt a pet from the animal shelter. You'll help with your loneliness and save a life  Actual Advice Mallard

Sore throat? Alleviate the pain with a spoon of honey

Sore throat? Alleviate the pain with a spoon of honey  Actual Advice Mallard

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD  Actual Advice Mallard

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When the month comes when you can pay the house payment or the the car payment but not both, choose the car You can live in your car, but you cant drive your house to work

When the month comes when you can pay the house payment or the the car payment but not both, choose the car You can live in your car, but you cant drive your house to work  Actual Advice Mallard

If you just went through a rough breakup Listen to comedians instead of sad songs

If you just went through a rough breakup Listen to comedians instead of sad songs  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be surprised If most of your posts get almost no up votes.

Don't be surprised  If most of your posts get almost no up votes.  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you really like confessions forget the bear and try r/4chan

If you really like confessions forget the bear and try r/4chan  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to scoop ice cream without bending the spoon? Run the spoon under hot water

Want to scoop ice cream without bending the spoon? Run the spoon under hot water   Actual Advice Mallard
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