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When your ultra conservative dad approves of your gay brothers relationship but not your straight brothers relationship It's time to dump her

When your ultra conservative dad approves of your gay brothers relationship but not your straight brothers relationship  It's time to dump her  Actual Advice Mallard

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold onto her like grim death

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold onto her like grim death  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a girl looking for sex tips ask your boyfriend what he wants instead of reading cosmo

If you're a girl looking for sex tips ask your boyfriend what he wants instead of reading cosmo  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want someone to do quality work for you you need to fucking pay them

If you want someone to do quality work for you you need to fucking pay them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want your kids to feel like they can tell you anything Don't overreact when they tell you something

If you want your kids to feel like they can tell you anything Don't overreact when they tell you something  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone says "I think i'm going to pass out" They are.

If someone says

If trying to catch a loose dog, get their attention and then run the other way. This naturally compels them to give chase, rather than run from you.

If trying to catch a loose dog, get their attention and then run the other way. This naturally compels them to give chase, rather than run from you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Friends Chastise you for being "weird"? Get new fucking friends.

Friends Chastise you for being

If you can't afford a cab ride home you can't afford to go out drinking.

If you can't afford a cab ride home you can't afford to go out drinking.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse

if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse   Actual Advice Mallard
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