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If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold onto her like grim death

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold onto her like grim death Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a girl looking for sex tips ask your boyfriend what he wants instead of reading cosmo

If you're a girl looking for sex tips ask your boyfriend what he wants instead of reading cosmo Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want someone to do quality work for you you need to fucking pay them

If you want someone to do quality work for you you need to fucking pay them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your kids to feel like they can tell you anything Don't overreact when they tell you something

If you want your kids to feel like they can tell you anything Don't overreact when they tell you something Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone says "I think i'm going to pass out" They are.

If someone says
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If trying to catch a loose dog, get their attention and then run the other way. This naturally compels them to give chase, rather than run from you.

If trying to catch a loose dog, get their attention and then run the other way. This naturally compels them to give chase, rather than run from you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Friends Chastise you for being "weird"? Get new fucking friends.

Friends Chastise you for being
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If you can't afford a cab ride home you can't afford to go out drinking.

If you can't afford a cab ride home you can't afford to go out drinking. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse

if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse Actual Advice Mallard
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When microwaving pizza put a glass of water in with it It will keep the pizza from getting spongey

When microwaving pizza put a glass of water in with it It will keep the pizza from getting spongey Actual Advice Mallard
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