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Want good customer service? Be an asshole

Want good customer service? Be an asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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quack quack quack

quack quack quack Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have low self esteem Don't ask the internet for anything.

if you have low self esteem Don't ask the internet for anything. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're going commando while wearing pants never trust a fart

if you're going commando while wearing pants never trust a fart Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't poke me. Ever. I will kill and murder everything you know and love, after I chase you down and bite the shit out of you.

Don't poke me. Ever. I will kill and murder everything you know and love, after I chase you down and bite the shit out of you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Taking a video with your phone? Always record video in landscape mode for better quality when you post if online

Taking a video with your phone? Always record video in landscape mode for better quality when you post if online Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you know a rumor about someone Doesn't mean they want to hear it

Just because you know a rumor about someone Doesn't mean they want to hear it Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WATCH A MARVEL MOVIE NEVER EVER STOP WATCHING DURING THE CREDITS

IF YOU WATCH A MARVEL MOVIE NEVER EVER STOP WATCHING DURING THE CREDITS Actual Advice Mallard
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When you travel to a country put a canadian flag on your things Merchants will frequently treat you poorly, and try to rip you off if they think you are from the USA

When you travel to a country put a canadian flag on your things Merchants will frequently treat you poorly, and try to rip you off if they think you are from the USA Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't assault people from Westboro Baptist church They are essentially a for-profit organization. They want you to attack them so they can sue.

Don't assault people from Westboro Baptist church They are essentially a for-profit organization. They want you to attack them so they can sue. Actual Advice Mallard
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