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Trying to open clamshell packaging and don't want to stab yourself? Run a hand-crank can opener around the edge of the plastic.

Trying to open clamshell packaging and don't want to stab yourself?  Run a hand-crank can opener around the edge of the plastic.   Actual Advice Mallard

Never brush off what your Signifigant other is telling you You never know how close they are to giving up.

Never brush off what your Signifigant other is telling you You never know how close they are to giving up.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't fly south for winter There are rednecks...lots of rednecks with guns down there

Don't fly south for winter  There are rednecks...lots of rednecks with guns down there  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell your best friend you're in love with them All it does is make things awkward, and can end your friendship.

Don't tell your best friend you're in love with them All it does is make things awkward, and can end your friendship.  Actual Advice Mallard

Write down dates to countries you visit, when you start and stop working at jobs, and when you went to particular schools it will save you a lot of frustration

Write down dates to countries you visit, when you start and stop working at jobs, and when you went to particular schools  it will save you a lot of frustration   Actual Advice Mallard

Way to end abortions Stop spreading your legs for men you don't love

Way to end abortions Stop spreading your legs for men you don't love  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't park illegally

Don't park illegally   Actual Advice Mallard

if your milk bag doesn't go in properly hit on the bottom of the pitcher with your palm

if your milk bag doesn't go in properly hit on the bottom of the pitcher with your palm  Actual Advice Mallard

if a gif is to small to see clearly use screen zoom to get a better look

if a gif is to small to 
see clearly use screen zoom to 
get a better look  Actual Advice Mallard

To know if an egg is hard-boiled or not, spin it if it spins, it's boiled

To know if an egg is hard-boiled or not, spin it if it spins, it's boiled  Actual Advice Mallard
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