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IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY WRITE ON YOUR DRY ERASE BOARD WITH PERMANT MARKER WRITE OVER IT WITH A DRY ERASE MARKER TO REMOVE IT

IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY WRITE ON YOUR DRY ERASE BOARD WITH PERMANT MARKER WRITE OVER IT WITH A DRY ERASE MARKER TO REMOVE IT Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're comparing your girlfriend to Scumbag Stacy You should probably break up with her

If you're comparing your girlfriend to Scumbag Stacy You should probably break up with her Actual Advice Mallard
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When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals

When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher.

If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher. Actual Advice Mallard
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Men: Wear Suits it's like when women wear lingerie, but you can wear it in public

Men: Wear Suits it's like when women wear lingerie, but you can wear it in public Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Just tell him his dick is way too big

If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Just tell him his dick is way too big Actual Advice Mallard
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have an inexpensive wedding, and honeymoon. Spend the money on a house. they last longer.

have an inexpensive wedding, and honeymoon. Spend the money on a house. they last longer. Actual Advice Mallard
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Commenting on /r/gonewild posts isn't going to get you laid

Commenting on /r/gonewild posts isn't going to get you laid Actual Advice Mallard
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18 seconds of fun Is not worth 18 years of stress.

18 seconds of fun Is not worth 18 years of stress. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice

don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice Actual Advice Mallard
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