Advice God

Fart, POOP URINATE!

Fart, POOP URINATE!  Advice God

I LOOK AT YOU WITH ME SANTA BEARD! FUCK YE!!!

I LOOK AT YOU
WITH ME SANTA BEARD! FUCK YE!!!  Advice God

God sends earthquakes to judge sinners, who all seem to live along geologic fault lines

God sends earthquakes to judge sinners, who all seem to live along geologic fault lines  Advice God

Writes Bible Makes Science

Writes Bible Makes Science  Advice God

GOD HATED THE WORLD GOD LOVED THE WORLD

GOD HATED THE WORLD GOD LOVED THE WORLD  Advice God

'Sacrifice' Myself to Atone for Humanity's Sins Rule forever as a magical dictator

'Sacrifice' Myself to Atone for Humanity's Sins Rule forever as a magical dictator  Advice God

Is omnipotent cannot stop piety wars and other misconduct...you can't explain that.

Is omnipotent  cannot  stop piety wars and other misconduct...you can't explain that.  Advice God

Makes women need to go to the bathroom Whenever I ask them to dance

Makes women need to go to the bathroom Whenever I ask them to dance  Advice God

I give you free will* *to do what i say or experience blinding pain in the fires of hell for all eternity unless you believe in me in which case i will forgive your sins which may include but are not limited to: murder, rape, prostitution, larceny, inside

I give you free will* *to do what i say or experience blinding pain in the fires of hell for all eternity unless you believe in me in which case i will forgive your sins which may include but are not limited to: murder, rape, prostitution, larceny, inside  Advice God

Some Motherfucker Ate My Goddamn Twinkie... Fucking PUBE!

Some Motherfucker
Ate
My Goddamn
Twinkie... Fucking 
PUBE!  Advice God
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