Advice God

Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain

Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain  Advice God

Could place tornado alley anywhere in the world bible belt

Could place tornado alley anywhere in the world bible belt  Advice God

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol  Advice God

I am perfect Make mistakes when creating men and drown them all

I am perfect Make mistakes when creating men and drown them all  Advice God

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity  Advice God

there is only one true religion sorry, not available in your area

there is only one true religion sorry, not available in your area  Advice God

create earth everything happens in middle-east

create earth everything happens in middle-east  Advice God

Creates men with different size penises makes envy a sin

Creates men with different size penises  makes envy a sin  Advice God

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it  Advice God

OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden

OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden  Advice God
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