Advice Homer

You shouldn't drive while you're drunk. Wait, you're drunk, don't listen to yourself!

You shouldn't drive while you're drunk. Wait, you're drunk, don't listen to yourself!  Advice Homer

You don’t have to go to a car wash You can just drive around in the rain.

You don’t have to go to a car wash You can just drive around in the rain.  Advice Homer

If you are not a nerd, you must be a jock In which case your duty is to make fun of nerds

If you are not a nerd, you must be a jock In which case your duty is to make fun of nerds  Advice Homer

The pointlessness of the task is proportional to how much effort you put into it

The pointlessness of the task is proportional to how much effort you put into it   Advice Homer

I know you can read my thoughts, boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

I know you can read my thoughts, boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow   Advice Homer

Alcohol The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

Alcohol The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems  Advice Homer

Remember Girls don't fart. Their buttcheeks just flap loudly

Remember  Girls don't fart. Their buttcheeks just flap loudly   Advice Homer

Problem? Ignore it, ram your face full of junk food

Problem? Ignore it, ram your face full of junk food  Advice Homer

Boys don't have feelings. They have muscles.

Boys don't have feelings. They have muscles.  Advice Homer

Always go to work But don't do any

Always go to work But don't do any  Advice Homer
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