Advice Homer

ANd I'm not easily impressed... wow! a blue car!

ANd I'm not easily impressed... wow!
 a blue car!  Advice Homer

if you dont like someone, dont fuck them at home pull down their pants in public! good luck! Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

if you dont like someone, dont fuck them at home pull down their pants in public! good luck! Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Advice Homer

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.  Advice Homer

If you really want to wait tables Get a bachelor's degree first

If you really want to wait tables Get a bachelor's degree first  Advice Homer

You have to be sober to fly a helicopter It's not like driving a car

You have to be sober to fly a helicopter It's not like driving a car  Advice Homer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. ...So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. ...So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?   Advice Homer

Alcohol the cure And cause of all of lifes problems

Alcohol the cure And cause of all of lifes problems  Advice Homer

Oh honey, there are no such thing as vampires They're fictional characters like werewolves, the boogeyman, and Eskimos

Oh honey, there are no such thing as vampires They're fictional characters like werewolves, the boogeyman, and Eskimos   Advice Homer

Homer Simpson? Why not Zoidberg?

Homer Simpson? Why not Zoidberg?  Advice Homer

this donut has purple in it purple's a fruit

this donut has purple in it purple's a fruit  Advice Homer
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