Advice Notch

Implements Watermelons and Fried chicken... Then adds a black mob that cant take baths or showers and steals your shit

Implements Watermelons and Fried chicken... Then adds a black mob that cant take baths or showers and steals your shit  Advice Notch

RELEASES MINECRAFT FOR IOS ONLY IN NEW ZEALAND

RELEASES MINECRAFT FOR IOS ONLY IN NEW ZEALAND  Advice Notch

Get sued by Bethesda Add dragons to minecraft

Get sued by Bethesda Add dragons to minecraft
  Advice Notch

You want dragons? You want 24 trillion new biomes? You want teleporters? You want new ores? You want ships? You want currency? You want native modding support? You want different terrain generators? Shut up! It's not that simple!

You want dragons?
You want 24 trillion new biomes?
You want teleporters?
You want new ores?






You want ships?
You want currency?
You want native modding support?
You want different terrain generators? 

 Shut up! It's not that simple!  Advice Notch

Make a mob that explodes using a failed pig model

Make a mob that explodes using a failed pig model  Advice Notch

Have Jeb make pistons Take credit

Have Jeb make pistons Take credit  Advice Notch

I reject your reality And substitute my own!

I reject your reality And substitute my own!  Advice Notch

Says 1.8 comes out september 13th releases pre-release version 2

Says 1.8 comes out september 13th releases pre-release version 2  Advice Notch

Hates Yogscast for swearing in front of kids... Put Minecon in the middle of 'Sin City'

Hates Yogscast for swearing in front of kids... Put Minecon in the middle of 'Sin City'  Advice Notch

make game about mining it's hard to find a server where you can mine

make game about mining it's hard to find a server where you can mine  Advice Notch
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