Altar Boy Armando

What do you mean, "the key to heaven... is in your pants?!"

What do you mean,

But father... i poop from there.

But father... i poop from there.  Altar Boy Armando

On my knees? But I just prayed!

On my knees? But I just prayed!  Altar Boy Armando

Poorly timed boner strikes again

Poorly timed boner strikes again  Altar Boy Armando

This man speaks the word of god praise jesus

This man speaks the word of god praise jesus   Altar Boy Armando

I have to do what... when I'm done on my knees!?

I have to do what... when I'm done on my knees!?  Altar Boy Armando

but father i have already had 5 glasses of Sacramental wine

but father  i have already had 5 glasses of Sacramental wine  Altar Boy Armando

If you masturbate you will go to hell Oh shit

If you masturbate you will go to hell Oh shit  Altar Boy Armando

I didn't know the body of christ was so salty

I didn't know the
body of christ was so salty  Altar Boy Armando

280 counts of sexual abuse with at least 3 boys? But you said I was "The One."

280 counts of sexual abuse with at least 3 boys? But you said I was
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