Amazing Spiderman

All my friends are sitting there masturbating And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are sitting there masturbating And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman

Everyone is out there catching fish And I'm just sitting here holding my rod

Everyone is out there catching fish And I'm just sitting here holding my rod  Amazing Spiderman

Oops. I got it on my costume. Maybe everyone will think it's a web stain.

Oops. I got it on my costume. Maybe everyone will think it's a web stain.  Amazing Spiderman

All these redditors are recovering from meth And I'm just sitting here masturbating

All these redditors are recovering from meth And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman

Everyone's waking up and going to work And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's waking up and going to work And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman

Everyone is out having a good time And I'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out having a good time  And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman

the world is ending And I'm just sitting here masturbating

the world is ending And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman

People are starving in Africa And I'm just sitting here masturbating

People are starving in Africa And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman

Everyone is playing Call of Duty And I'm just sitting here playing League of Legends

Everyone is playing Call of Duty And I'm just sitting here playing League of Legends  Amazing Spiderman

everyone is unboxing their iPhone 5's And I'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone is unboxing their iPhone 5's And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Amazing Spiderman
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